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I Need a Front Porch in My Life.
Whatever it takes. Steal, cheat, con my way into a front porch. Squatter? Might be worth it.
Jun 9 • A1JonSnow

May 2026

My Girlfriend Was Hangry and I Handled the Situation Perfectly.
You keep your mouth shut and open it when she has food.
May 28 • A1JonSnow
E-Bikes are Soft. Does That Make Me an Old Head?
A lot of things piss me off: closers walking the lead-off hitter with a two-run lead, ordering hot coffee and it being lukewarm, when people drop…
May 23 • A1JonSnow
I Don't Get Excited to Sleep On the Top Bunk Anymore. Sad.
Not sure where the shift occurs, but it’s a fascinating pivot in life that often goes unnoticed.
May 7 • A1JonSnow

April 2026

Sad I Never Got to Rage Out On a Pay Phone.
I’ve broken a lot of shit in my day out of rage:
Apr 30 • A1JonSnow
Saw a Coyote the Other Day and Got Scared. Felt Like a Little Bitch.
Was a gorgeous Tuesday night: slight brisk in the air, clouds dancing around the waxing crescent hung deep in the sky, footsteps and soft conversation…
Apr 23 • A1JonSnow
Had a Pretty Chill Interaction With the Jacked Guy at the Gym and Felt Pretty Good About It.
The hierarchy at the gym is pretty simple: the bigger you are, the more weight you pull, literally and metaphorically.
Apr 20 • A1JonSnow
The Idea of Turning Down the Lights at a Restaurant Sounds Terrifying.
The idea of turning down the lights at a restaurant sounds terrifying.
Apr 18 • A1JonSnow
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